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Kiss My Ass
D. Shelton, F. Simes

You think that I'm worthless
Got no self control
I think you're a doughnut
A doughnut with a hole

I like heavy metal
You like Sheryl Crow
I'll give you three guesses
Of a place that you can go

Why don't you kiss my ass
Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass goodbye

Come out of the fire
Into the frying pan
If you can't see it's hopeless
I'll draw a diagram

You like missionary
I like doggy-style
I'm just bending over
So that I can crack a smile

Why don't you kiss my ass
Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass goodbye

You think you know what's best for me
You say it's a lobotomy
You think I'm so pathetically in love

One thing that I'd like to say
The sex was crappy anyway
Put your head in your ass with a shove

Just when things get better
You throw another curve
You don't look so good these days
You're getting on my nerves

One thing we agree on
Is we will disagree
Take a look at my brown eye
I'm on my hands and knees

Why don't you kiss my ass
Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass goodbye

Why don't you kiss my ass
Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass goodbye