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Got a Job
D. Shelton, F. Simes

Just the other day
I'm watching TV
My Dad comes in
He tries to talk to me

He says, "You're such a slob
Why don't you get a job?"
So I got a job
I got a hand job

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Then the next day
I'm playing CD's
My girlfriend
She starts to yell at me

She says, "You are such a lazy shit
Get some work or I will split"
So I got a job
I got a blow job

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Yesterday
I'm down at Arby's
My friends come in
They all start dissin' me

I said, "Hey don't get annoyed
Can't you see I'm self-employed?"
One thing's sure this ain't no ballad
You can all come toss my salad
So I got a job
I got a rim job

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Got a Job
I Got a Job
You piece of shit
Fuck you

I got a job, job, job, job
Hand job, rim job, blow job, tit job
God damn you fuck suck my dick job
Got a J-O-B job

Life is such a fucking bitch
Life is such a fucking bitch
Life is such a fucking bitch
I don't think that I'm ever gonna love you